Sunday, March 24, 2019

Nat’s my girl….

Ooh Germany!! Very polished for a first run through but then again our Nat from Luton has been doing this for decades hasn't she?...

Cascada – Fuckety Fuck Yes!!

WINNER - You can fuck Georgia to high heaven, this is pissing all over it like a Silvia Night golden shower!! This is every Cascada...

Germany first rehearsal

Germany is one of the most hotly-anticipated rehearsals as we wait to see whether Natalie can pull off a rousing performance to compete alongside...

Three of a kind?

Spain is sweet and lovely and probably quite forgettable come Saturday which is a shame. Raquel is a vision in margarine, sorry no it's...

Liftingly bland

And so we move to the 84th and last individual rehearsal.. Germany He's mumbling at the beginning of this song (so passé!) I still think its...

Toto and Gigliola talk Eurovision 2012 – Part 1

Excuse the radio silence peeps but I've had an enforced sojourn to Newcastle and Cambridge where I was somewhat less well off than back...

Germany – still life

Oh yes - I had momentarily forgot the Big 5 (and the Azeris) have their first go today! Roman Lob may not have been touched...

Germany as drooled over by Rosé

Gosh he is handsome isn't he? Am struggling to find anyone here who doesn't find him attractive, even the lesbians are drooling... Roman is doing...

Lubed up

The Big 5 and the host are in the hall for our first look at them. The ugly stick has not been within a...

Juke Box Fury – the Big 5

And so we're back for the last 5 of this year's 43. After a couple of days of doing sod all but sitting on...