Tuesday, August 9, 2022
ZENA at Eurovision 2019

Belarus – It’s Bitch, Britney … with thanks to Eurovision Ireland

Who says I don't steal people's lines or thoughts? ZENA - The Shouty Warrior Princess cavorted on stage like a kid ... oh wait, she...
Tamta at Eurovision 2019

Cyprus – That’s entertainment!

Tamta still whipped off her bodice to reveal her sparkly Spanx at about the two-minute mark and she looked even more like Madonna (who...
Bilal at Eurovision 2019

La France – Lucky star

Obviously the thing you'll want to know about is the hair. The choice of wig has been big news in certain Eurovision circles. The...
Tel Aviv 2019

So what happens now Mr Phil?

So glad you asked! As you know technical rehearsals have come to an end here in Tel Aviv town, so my days will be filled...
Tel Aviv

Today at the Games – Day 1 and 2’s Local news round up!

So, as Daz Sampson so elequently put it, what *did* we learn in school today ... well over the last two days? The answer...
Oto Nemsadze rehearses at Eurovision 2019

Georgia – You could almost hear the gear change from here

After the totally dour and insipid, we got the inspired staging of Georgia.  This was nowhere on Saturday and then he hit the stage...
Jurij Veklenko to the stage for Lithuania's second rehearsal

Lithuania had the runs

(Do you see what I did there? - do you!) Jurijus was missing something. Various answers from our table ranged from a guitar to a...
Eurovision mix tape

The OnEurope Eurovision 2019 mix tape

Let's face it, most of us are reaching our fill of the 41 songs vying for the 64th Eurovision crown. We know what we...
Roko at the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest for Croatia in Tel Aviv

Croatia – just when you thought you’d seen everything

For the last twenty years (yes, seriously, we are that old) OnEuropeans have crawled from their Eurovision beds and thought: "Surely, surely Croatia would...
Luca Hanni

Switzerland – Ray of light

Luca Hanni changed very little from the first rehearsal, though the lighting had been been modified and some of the camera shots improved. The...

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