Semi final 2 – ranked and rated
We've already told you what we think stands a chance of making the final from the first semi-final, but who do we reckon might...
Israel – Take a bow
Kobi took to the stage dressed like the maitre d’ at a fancy hotel, and still looking for all the world like a Sacha...
We’re back …
Thanks to everyone who clicked on our humble (20 year old) site turning the 2019 season into one of our biggest yet.
It was Memorial...
San Marino – What nightmares are made of
In a land far away from this one live the Eurovisionistas. Their fantasies fuel contests filled with Carola (or anyone else Swedish).
One cold night,...
Greece – They’ve got it going on
And by it, I mean everything. Because that's what the Greeks had on stage today. Literally everything. It was like fire sale at the...
UK – Nothing there to get excited about
For my life, the UK can't stage anything when it comes to Eurovision.
Yes, Michael was discovered through a casting show, but why did it...
Romania and her vampires?
Romania doesn't seem to have changed a great deal from the rehearsal we saw a few days ago. It all seems very ethereal and...
Italy – Are we going to see an angry man?
Mahmood appeared to be angry on stage - and he didn't care who knew it. As this performance went on, you saw it in...
Here for you on Day Two
Eurovision really begins today with all of the batshitness in Semi Final One in this, the second half. Only eight songs today, but what...
Albania – No eagle eyed
Jonida made up for a lack of eagle with world-class emotional vocals.
She was still in the same black and gold dress, but the backing...
