Tuesday, August 9, 2022
Serviette of Doom

Semi final 2 – ranked and rated

We've already told you what we think stands a chance of making the final from the first semi-final, but who do we reckon might...
Kobi Marimi brings it 'Home' for Israel's first rehearsal

Israel – Take a bow

Kobi took to the stage dressed like the maitre d’ at a fancy hotel, and still looking for all the world like a Sacha...
Welcome

We’re back …

Thanks to everyone who clicked on our humble (20 year old) site turning the 2019 season into one of our biggest yet. It was Memorial...
Serhat

San Marino – What nightmares are made of

In a land far away from this one live the Eurovisionistas. Their fantasies fuel contests filled with Carola (or anyone else Swedish). One cold night,...
Duska

Greece – They’ve got it going on

And by it, I mean everything. Because that's what the Greeks had on stage today. Literally everything. It was like fire sale at the...
Michael Rice is back on the rehearsal stage for the UK

UK – Nothing there to get excited about

For my life, the UK can't stage anything when it comes to Eurovision. Yes, Michael was discovered through a casting show, but why did it...
Esther

Romania and her vampires?

Romania doesn't seem to have changed a great deal from the rehearsal we saw a few days ago. It all seems very ethereal and...
Mahmood at Eurovision 2019

Italy – Are we going to see an angry man?

Mahmood appeared to be angry on stage - and he didn't care who knew it. As this performance went on, you saw it in...
Euro cheese

Here for you on Day Two

Eurovision really begins today with all of the batshitness in Semi Final One in this, the second half.  Only eight songs today, but what...
Jonida Maliqi is back with Albania's 'Ktheju tokës'

Albania – No eagle eyed

Jonida made up for a lack of eagle with world-class emotional vocals. She was still in the same black and gold dress, but the backing...

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