Friday, January 28, 2022
Michela

Malta – A change … not for the better

We thought, at first, they had simply changed the start of the song - where we looked into the window of Michela's house. Sadly, this...
Roko

Croatia – Roko gets his Eurovision wings

Croatia. Or as they were christened the last time - when Jacques Houdek sang - "Fucking Croatia". In news that suited my eyes, for the...
Sisters

Germany – Keep it together

A long day in the Eurovision house ended with Germany and the unrelated S!sters. Some elements of the German national final stayed - though it...
Sisters

Germany – Very underwhelming

Well the abiding feeling of this song is one of being totally underwhelmed. Thankfully, they seem not to have brought the spinning platform, but...
Michael Rice

United Kingdom – Ain’t no big deal

Things didn't start well; the first run-through lasted seconds before the music stopped after a series of strangely planned camera shots. After one false...
Mr Rice

UK in no props shocker

First thing that you need to know about this is that there are NO PROPS.   There are 5 light pillars though with a sixth...
Mahmood

Italy – Nobody’s perfect

Mahmood enters the Contest as a fan favourite - and if rumour is to be believed, laid low by a dodgy cold. The air in...
Miki

Spain – Into the groove

The Press Centre was rammed with the Spanish press. We started with a series of cubes representing different rooms. Miki gets up and heads downstairs...
Miki

Spain – Sit down and tell me all about it

It seems they have mocked up Miki's house for the first minute of the scene as he walks through almost waking people up in...
Bilal at Eurovision 2019

La France – Lucky star

Obviously the thing you'll want to know about is the hair. The choice of wig has been big news in certain Eurovision circles. The...

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