Australia – There are many words to use …
The Head of Delegation said they would change their staging, and yes, yes they have. It's the juxtapose of Georgia. As Oto descended to...
Croatia – just when you thought you’d seen everything
For the last twenty years (yes, seriously, we are that old) OnEuropeans have crawled from their Eurovision beds and thought: "Surely, surely Croatia would...
Norway – In the style of …
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i2xnMnGKAQ]
Keiino and their chums decided on a minimalist staging approach. Another f**king song with a black background and the three of them using...
Australia – Still the proverbial ‘dog’s dinner’ on screen
This still looked absolutely fucking ridiculous on the TV Screens. That said, they managed to iron out earlier issues with the matte world on the...
Iceland – STOP! Hammer Time!
All I have to say is "ARMADILLO!!"
The hammer was back in the hands of the masked man atop the Hatari logo. Unfortunately, he had...
Slovenia – at the centre of the Universe?
Unlike Poland who came on before lunch, Slovenia's pair Zala and Gašpar turned up and their vocals were spot on from the first note...
LIVE BLOG: First semi-final jury show
I'll be live in Tel Aviv this evening (or afternoon/morning, other time zones are available) and sharing thoughts on the jury show for the...
Spain – Into the groove
The Press Centre was rammed with the Spanish press.
We started with a series of cubes representing different rooms. Miki gets up and heads downstairs...
Belarus – It’s Bitch, Britney … with thanks to Eurovision Ireland
Who says I don't steal people's lines or thoughts?
ZENA - The Shouty Warrior Princess cavorted on stage like a kid ... oh wait, she...
The OnEurope Eurovision 2019 mix tape
Let's face it, most of us are reaching our fill of the 41 songs vying for the 64th Eurovision crown. We know what we...
