Monday, May 23, 2022
Kate

Australia – There are many words to use …

The Head of Delegation said they would change their staging, and yes, yes they have. It's the juxtapose of Georgia. As Oto descended to...
Roko at the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest for Croatia in Tel Aviv

Croatia – just when you thought you’d seen everything

For the last twenty years (yes, seriously, we are that old) OnEuropeans have crawled from their Eurovision beds and thought: "Surely, surely Croatia would...
Keiino at Eurovision 2019 in Tel Aviv

Norway – In the style of …

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i2xnMnGKAQ] Keiino and their chums decided on a minimalist staging approach. Another f**king song with a black background and the three of them using...
A backing dancer for Australias Kate Miller-Heidke at Eurovision 2019

Australia – Still the proverbial ‘dog’s dinner’ on screen

This still looked absolutely fucking ridiculous on the TV Screens. That said, they managed to iron out earlier issues with the matte world on the...
Hatari rehearse at Eurovision 2019

Iceland – STOP! Hammer Time!

All I have to say is "ARMADILLO!!" The hammer was back in the hands of the masked man atop the Hatari logo. Unfortunately, he had...
Sebi

Slovenia – at the centre of the Universe?

Unlike Poland who came on before lunch, Slovenia's pair Zala and Gašpar turned up and their vocals were spot on from the first note...
Tel Aviv

LIVE BLOG: First semi-final jury show

I'll be live in Tel Aviv this evening (or afternoon/morning, other time zones are available) and sharing thoughts on the jury show for the...
Miki

Spain – Into the groove

The Press Centre was rammed with the Spanish press. We started with a series of cubes representing different rooms. Miki gets up and heads downstairs...
ZENA at Eurovision 2019

Belarus – It’s Bitch, Britney … with thanks to Eurovision Ireland

Who says I don't steal people's lines or thoughts? ZENA - The Shouty Warrior Princess cavorted on stage like a kid ... oh wait, she...
Eurovision mix tape

The OnEurope Eurovision 2019 mix tape

Let's face it, most of us are reaching our fill of the 41 songs vying for the 64th Eurovision crown. We know what we...

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