Friday, May 7, 2021

Watch the Orange Carpet ceremony … again

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUO05WWnRho] Someone at EBU Towers must have one day wondered, what could be done to make Eurovision even more popular with the gays? In...

Here for you on Day Two

Eurovision really begins today with all of the batshitness in Semi Final One in this, the second half.  Only eight songs today, but what...

Montenegro – Can they fall any further?

It seems as though the Montenegrins went away and thought about what they did at the first rehearsal ... before coming back with essentially...

Israel – Take a bow

Kobi took to the stage dressed like the maitre d’ at a fancy hotel, and still looking for all the world like a Sacha...

LIVE BLOG: First semi-final jury show

I'll be live in Tel Aviv this evening (or afternoon/morning, other time zones are available) and sharing thoughts on the jury show for the...

Eurovision Babylon – Scalping, scams and suspect behaviour

Dirty dancing Confidence in your song is essential at Eurovision. Over-confidence tends to go down like a cup of cold sick. Swiss singer Luca Hänni...

lreland – See Srbuk – Strip it back a bit

There were so many elements to the staging of Sarah McTernan's performance that it came across as overwhelming. Thankfully, and perhaps surprisingly, the vocal wasn't...

Australia – Still the proverbial ‘dog’s dinner’ on screen

This still looked absolutely fucking ridiculous on the TV Screens. That said, they managed to iron out earlier issues with the matte world on the...

Malta – A change … not for the better

We thought, at first, they had simply changed the start of the song - where we looked into the window of Michela's house. Sadly, this...

LIVE BLOG – Eurovision 2019

The wait is over. Tonight one song will be named the next Eurovision Song Contest winner as 26 acts take to the Tel Aviv...