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The OnEurope Video Vault is a Room 101 for Eurovision. A place to hide away those guilty pleasures and outright horrors. Things you secretly love and things you openly loathe. Don’t suffer in silence. Get in touch and tell us what you want to see locked away forever.

Remember when Ireland were poor at this contest…

I appreciate the title leads to all sorts of answers, but for all of you not old enough to remember this, imagine your X-Factor...

The vault is not an exact science

So, in conversations with Deller of this Parish we often say "let's put XXXX into the vault" - and usually you get to see...

When Sweden do things well…

... they really really do do them well. It's 1980, they put on a massive Melodifestivalen with at least 7 winners in it* and even...

A velvet box? A poster? Who would send that shite?

1980 was a weird year. Europe decided that a couple of tragic twins and a singing penguin man would finish ninth. A song called...

What kind of motion?

Back in 2001 when some of you weren't even BORN, I was preparing to attend my second Eurovision Song Contest. The interwebs was in its...

Let’s get this place back on track…. two bit whore...

Hello! After a slightly enforced hiatus due to, well, real life, Deller speaks to me this morning and says : "Do you feel like putting something...

Ring Ring…. No it’s not ABBA….. it’s Deller….

So the OnEurope hotline goes off... Ring Ring Ring "Yes?? Sorry Nick? - You wan't me to put *what* into the Vault?? - Because it fill...

So, Roy – what do you want to put in the...

I said. What could possibly go wrong, I thought. Well... How about the first song to score 0 - but he thinks it's genius. Who am I...

Now – After two decent pieces – we revert to type

We've had far too much good stuff here in The Vault this August, and as NickD is taking a sabbatical, we can probably sneak...

In a Max Bygraves style

I wanna tell you a stooory... A story of sibling love, talent and ultimate failure... If you're of a Dutch persuasion, look away now!