Eurovision 2004 – The OnEurope Awards – Days one and two

Thursday

The Tom McGrath perpetual Fork ( Sponsored by the Retail Jewellers of Ireland) – awarded for those Special moments that really ought not to be there:

The outright winner was : Mr T.Thordarsson – for being camper than Deen and just being here!!

Bully’s Special Prize ( for those not lucky enough to win the fork)

a) Deen – For looking and sounding like a Dr Who Baddy
b) The Lithuanian Backing Singers – For prancing on a podium and NOT being Deen
c) the Estonian Drummer for being great and having the most unpronounceable name EVER

The OnEurope Golden Fork – for being so Fantastic they really should win something –
Albania – because her song IS fantastic

Friday :

The Tom McGrath perpetual Fork ( Sponsored by the Retail Jewellers of Ireland) – awarded for those Special moments that really ought not to be there:

There is only one candidate, unanimously by all 5 jury members – the one, the only (thank the lord) SAKIS from Greece (cos he aint gonna win anything else!)

Bully’s Special Prize ( for those not lucky enough to win the fork):

Finland – For being excellent!
Monaco – For having a backdrop of a globe – but neglecting to put the continents of North AND South America on it
Switzerland – Now this is for being totally rubbish – and, in a normal year, would have won the Perpetual Fork ( sponsored by the Retail Jewllers of Ireland) hands down, however he had still competition
Andorra – Because I have edıted this thereby taking her fork away and that really isnt on!

and Finally – The OnEurope Golden Fork – for being so Fantastic they really should win something: There is only one winner and that is…. RUSLANA – who gets presented with her fork from Yesterdays winner Thomas Thordarsson – Once he stops Mincing!

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