It’s traditional at this time of year (or slightly earlier), to enquire as to the general climatic suitability of various locations across the continent for a visit from members of the OnEurope delegation.
Or to put it another way: What’s it like in ____ at this time of year?
Stockport – A bit grey and not so warm
Baku – really a bit ropey. Much with the rainy stuff.
Paris – warm but a bit rainy
Oslo – brightening up, but don’t be fooled. I’ve been snowed on in Oslo in May, and was most offended.
Athens – hot, not too hot, and you’ll not see a cloud.
Istanbul – nearly as nice as Athens, and refreshed by some light rain.
Kyiv – all kinds of everything. Looks like some serious rain later in the week.
Valletta – awesome. Nothing but sun, and not too hot at all!
Amsterdam – oooh, now *that* looks nice!
I think I fancy Valletta. It’ll annoy Franko and I can work on developing a nice sunburn again.