That old Danny International thinks she’s slightly better than the rest of us?
That Sweden’s technical rerun isn’t actually a scandal after all?
That Estonia really should have employed backing singers who were better than their lead – ouch my ears!
That the supposedly random girlie Geordie Romanian boy was fettling at was actually his missus (hmmmm, can you smell fish?)?
That Slovenia is actually alright after all?
That everyone suddenly decided to use the catwalk after three days of it gathering dust?
That I actually do love Belarus?
That there’s more slightly embarrassed anticipation for Jedward than anyone would have believed?
That the Georgian singing girl is very far from ugly close up (although the jury’s still out on the keyboardist)…?
That Swiss parties start bang on time, and only last 25 minutes – don’t they know how we journos work?
Yes, it’s been a learning day all round. What did you learn at school today?