Mr Phil explains Eurovision 2014 – 20th – 18th Place

20th – Greece. Because no matter how bouncy you are – if your rapper shouts at Europe, It doesn’t work. In fact, all the shouty in this contest failed.

19th – Montenego. It had no neighbours and natural allies to get it up the board in an ” i know him and like that” sort of stylee… So it didnt.

18th – Germany. It wasn’t right. Germany bought into the underdog and got a dog of a song. She polished it up nicely, but looked wrong and sounded wrong and just plodded away with no where to go. Helene Fischer next year?

Sorry its a bit short – but the UK needs an entry on its own tomorrow!!