Someone at EBU Towers must have one day wondered, what could be done to make Eurovision even more popular with the gays? In the face of raised eyebrows and the suggestion that the mad-as-sausages flag ceremony was already a touch too much, they issued invites: wear what you dare, bitches … and today’s ceremony was born.
Fashion Police Convention Opening Ceremony took place at Habima Square in Tel Aviv. All 41 delegations walked the Orange Carpet and answered inane questions from (let’s call them) journalists.
At the end of the carpet, they gathered to get wankered on hospitality wine at the Charles Bronfman Auditorium.
Watch it again. It’s like you’re there.
Image Credits: Andres Putting .