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ESTONIA – Espresso Macchiato – Tommy Cash
There are times, dear reader where the words ‘Oh DO fuck off‘ are entirely appropriate… and this is one of those times.
I absolutely hate everything about Tommy Cash, this song, the performance, the inclusion of Nonnas when it gets on stage (which, apparently, is going to help it out somewhat).
Sadly televoters are thick as pig shit when it comes to things that they believe the Eurovision should be, and this is qualifying… with a million points.
When it gets to the final, I hope it is buried in a very deep hole never to be heard again.
Phil’s Score – 0
This is the kind of song, if you can even call this one a song, which gives Eurovision a bad name. When songs like this come on the TV, it is hard to defend the competition we love and it is also hard to explain that this is not your usual Eurovision song.
Thin on musical merit and unfortunately that 1 sentence of musical note is very memorable and remains in your head. It will benefit from the 100% televote in the semi, but will crash in the final, as it doesn’t fit any juries’ criteria. to gain any points from them, unless the juries are deaf.
My points: 0 points