Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 22 – Latvia

Citi Zēni – Eat Your Salad

If someone had told me this song was written by two teenage boys who spend their out of school hours giggling over a dog-eared copy of Hustler found near a railway siding, I’d have believed them.

This is toothache set to music. Like getting over Coronavirus only to come down with a case of the shits. ‘Eat your salad’ does the impossible and makes the Bulgarian dirge sound half way decent.

Childish, derivative nonsense.

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