Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – San Marino

As gay as a rainbow goose drinking cocktails in the Castro. Serhat openly admits the tenth Eurovision song from tiny San Marino was the work of five minutes. And boy, does it show.

As a pastiche, ‘Na na na’ would work as incidental music in any retro TV drama.

There’s absolutely nothing here to hate. It forces me to smile and must surely warm even the coldest of hearts.

And yes, this song does more than any other to cement the ‘gay Christmas’ log line beloved of straight media when talking Eurovision.

Objectively, Serhat could do better. He certainly doesn’t push himself vocally. But it’s San Marino and Eurovision. Why would he?

Talk about knowing your crowd.

4 Points for sheer cheek.