Now, you know it’s summer when Mr Phil and Mr Nick prise open the OnEurope Eurovision Video Vault, in a doomed attempt at humour.
This starter-for-ten (or nul) is a Doozie.
We all knew that Frei Zu Leben, being the final West German song was going to be about togetherness and peace and harmony, yeah? Shame that at their national final, Ms Kempers and Mr Kovac weren’t particularly harmonious.
You might want to let the dog out if you’re not using headphones