Portugal … Doctor to Re-suss, Please?

Suzy

… because this song was on life support at the FdC but now it’s virtually dying on its arse.  People of Europe, you need to imagine the worst song you could (and not the one that’s just been on), then throw the kitchen sink at it, but half way through that realise your country is in recession so you only throw pence at your staging.

Styling och Consulting was not in evidence, neither was any vocal ability (she’s very weak indeed and isn’t even being carried by her backing singers) and despite it being the first rehearsal, Suzy seems to be lacking in every department you can imagine.

No stage presence, no dancing from her but lots from the drumming boys in the back ground and the first few notes of the song are flatter than a week old bottle of Diet Coke.

If you can, on Tuesday, get further than the 54 seconds I got on the first run through, good luck to you.  It’s not being invited to the final in any way, shape or form.  And, in a cruel twist of fate, the final note (is supposed to be the money shot) is miles out of tune.

Make no mistake – this is amateur hour at the OK Coral.

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James Blair
James Blair
9 years ago

54 seconds, how did you manage that. we thought this was some joke entry in the previews for April fools. Its like the little Mermaid’s legal high dream…

Spencer Tramm
Spencer Tramm
9 years ago

Yet other sites say it was in tune and good, how I love reading all these reviews!

James Blair
James Blair
9 years ago
Reply to  Spencer Tramm

Yes, but this blog tends to get 9/10 each time, and well ‘other’ blogs are most often than not, kind, if not rose tinted in their review of performances.

having seen the rehearsal, is this an advertisement for B&Q kitchens? it does have the kitchen sink in it.

all kinds of everything (like San Marino) does not make a finalist.

oneurope
oneurope
9 years ago
Reply to  Spencer Tramm

I don’t need to tell you that opinions are what makes new Media! – Everyone has one, and this platform lets us all share them. Take them on board and make your own mind up!

Mirna
Mirna
9 years ago
Reply to  oneurope

F*cking biased and condescending idiot

oneurope
oneurope
9 years ago
Reply to  Mirna

Condescending, yes, but biased towards whom little man? 😉

Darren
Darren
9 years ago

Superb stuff as ever, Phil. Keep up the good work!

oneurope
oneurope
9 years ago

And right it would seem – not wanting to crow of course!