Serbia – Are they more Mallard or Dead Duck?

Hurricane, Serbia, Second Rehearsal, Rotterdam Ahoy, 13 May 2021 — EBU / Thomas Hanses
Hurricane, Serbia, Second Rehearsal, Rotterdam Ahoy, 13 May 2021

Now I didn’t see Serbia on Monday because I was having some laser surgery on my eyes and some wags amongst my friends said that I would be in less pain.

After seeing this for the first time they might not have been wrong – no, seriously it’s not that bad –  it’s just been done to death by the Balkans and, worryingly enough, in this contest as well (Please see Greece and Cyprus) and, when you boil this down, its three girls in skimpy dresses being all feisty and in your face and there is going to be a constituency for that.

I think that the peoples of Europe will draw the instant comparisons between Hurricane and the Pussycat dolls or insert your girl group of choice, and decide that, honestly, they are just not in your face enough or ballsy enough or good enough to warrant a televote considering you’ve just had San Marino and Greece and Austria and Poland and Iceland in this half.   They might be feeding for 8-9-10 in this Semi though.

Qualifying? Maybe

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