Iceland at Eurovision

Our Choice by Ari Ólafsson

We’re in, dear reader, what might be politely described as a lull in quality. Iceland’s entry is so mind-numbingly boring that I’m going to spare you most of the pain (although skip to the note around 2 minutes 20 in if you’re a die-hard masochist).

Our Choice may well be your choice, Iceland, and we all respect your right to make it, but please don’t exercise your rights by inflicting anything this awful on us. Say 3 Hail Hera Björks and a Eurobandið and we’ll see then whether we can speak of this dreadful incident ever again.

My marks: nul points!

Will it qualify? Why am I even asking?