Eurovision 2019 – The worst lyrics … all in one place

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Eurovision has long been seen as one great big party. Frothy, full of fun, sparkles and spangles. So what went wrong this year? We’ve taken a closer look at the 41 slices of misery, gloom and doom gracing the stage in Tel Aviv.

Here’s a snippet from each to kill your buzz …

Albania
One day you live, the next you die.

Armenia
Who can take a loving heart and squeeze it out of love? Then prepare to slowly get not loved but hated instead?

Australia
Ah – ah – ah – ah – ah – ah

Austria
So I smile for a while, let the torture begin.

Azerbaijan
And when the ghost starts screaming, right when they resonate, hear my heart confess.

Belarus
I’ll go even if it really hurts. It’s making me stronger.

Belgium
I wake up every night, I can’t find anyone to pray.

Croatia
We have lived the darkest night waiting for the day.

Cyprus
Yeah u got a problem alright.

Czech Republic
There’s someone behind the wall making the same sounds.

Denmark
The world has had enough.

Estonia
It felt like I could lose it all.

Finland
How can we go to sleep at night and lay there in our beds when we know what’s going on with the world today?

France
When we hurt, when we fight for free.

Georgia
We heal each others’ wounds with songs.

Germany
I tried to hold you under, but honey you kept breathing.

Greece
Go on, hold on for dear life.

Hungary
Forever and a day for my life couldn’t amend.

Iceland
Hate will prevail and Europe’s heart impale.

Ireland
This time, I messed it up.

Israel
Collecting scars, I refuse. Another touch won’t be another bruise.

Italy
Betrayal is a bullet in the chest.

Latvia
No stars were shining, there was no light.

Lithuania
There’s no need to stay locked up inside.

Malta
I’m bluer than the ocean.

Moldova
Never let me down, if I fall I’m nothing at all.

Montenegro
I got used to feelin’ naked, walkin’ blind with hanging heart.

North Macedonia
All the rules are made for you to lose.

Norway
I’ve been running with the demons now.

Poland
Sitting on an iceberg waiting for the sun. Hoping to be rescued, cold and alone.

Portugal
Who kills who, who kills who, kills?

Romania
Watching the smoke rise from the ashtray. Filling the room with pain. It’s still in my veins.

Russia
But tears aren’t quiet things. They scream.

San Marino
All your dreams have gone away, no matter what you do.

Serbia
The night is long without you, I feel sad.

Slovenia
Eternity and this planet aren’t friends.

Spain
They buy you because you are for sale.

Sweden
Days came and went, but nothing ever really felt the same. You left a space where everything reminds me of your face.

Switzerland
Breakin’ necks, she breakin’ cups.

Netherlands
I got addicted to a losing game.

United Kingdom
This kind of love is gonna be our only hope.

And yes, I know I’ve taken everything out of context and there were times when I struggled to find anything dark (UK, Switzerland, Lithuania), but all things considered, there’s more shadow than light!

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