‘Twas the night before Eurovision, when all thro’ the town
Every singer was waiting to take home the crown;
Shiny costumes were hung in their wardrobes with care,
Ready and waiting for someone to wear;
Each singer and dancer nestled snug in their beds,
While visions of winning danced on in their heads …
In other words, Mr Phil will be here to live blog you through the dress rehearsal tonight – the one where the juries across Europe make up their minds about who to vote for. Join him at 8pm (UK/Portugal), 9pm (Europe) or 10pm (local time).