My starring moment!

Blink and you’ll have missed me, dear reader, but there I was on the international tellybox for your delight during your actual Eurovision Sing Contest! Life goal achieved. I popped up giving my best “enthusiastic whoopsie boy in the audience number 6724” towards the end of Belarus, which is a little unfortunate seeing as I’d missed them out of my qualifiers predictions yesterday, but what’a a fan boy if not fickle’ eh? OK , it’s not quite a Schlagerboy in a Stockholm taxi, but now that I’m an international performer you’ll need to pop all correspondence through my agent, obvs.

Monty x