Swiss aim watergun at Eurovision


It’s not all tickets today, the Swiss delegation has released their song into the wild. Remo Forrer will sing a plodding (and oddly familiar) ballad called ‘Watergun’.

Twenty-one-year-old Remo – a trained sports goods salesman – was credited in the official press release as saying: “For a Swiss musician there is nothing greater than the Eurovision Song Contest. For me it’s the music ‘Champions League’ and an enormous honour.”

Do tell me I’m wrong, but my ears detect something not unlike what they sent last time around – and look how that went.