Have you ever heard ANYTHING as Irish as this? Come back to 94!

Eurovision 1994

So the OnEurope time machine has stopped at 1994 …  and some of us wish it hadn’t.

This contest is so stupefying that we’ve had to divide up the podcast into two parts – excitingly labelled as Part 1 and Part 2.

Will you dare take them both on at once? Easy tiger …