Each year, OnEurope tries to pick a line or phrase that sums up the songs on offer for viewers and voters of the Eurovision Song Contest. With rehearsals just
days hours away, let’s see what’s on offer this time. Often sublime, sometimes poignant, but always fabulous – we give you the Class of 2022.
Albania: Baby feel my body toca tocalo I like it
Armenia: Since June 22, my heart‘s been on fire
Australia: Try to jump on in but they push away so far away
Austria: Medusa had the right idea
Azerbaijan: You always go and blame the weather
Will I sit back and sigh?
Belgium: Sometimes I booze
Bulgaria: Will I sit back and sigh?
Croatia: Eyes like burning ashes, Till the sunlight flashes
Cyprus: Come and charge me up like electricity
Czech Republic: I‘ll be a queen
Denmark: So you, you, you, you can try me
Estonia: I hope I hope I hope, I hope I hope, I hope I hope I hope
Finland: Woke up with bruises on my body, Hands tied like Jesus on the cross
France: I dance with the devil, so what?
Georgia: Take me to the spacecraft, Take me to dance club
Germany: Imma count them all
Greece: It‘s been a hell of a year
Why are you laughing like a clown at my glassy eyes?
Iceland: The darkest winter, waits for the sun
Ireland: I‘m getting sick of ya now
Israel: I‘m shameless and I‘m spotless and I‘m flawless
Italy: And I get chills, chills, chills
Latvia: All of my groceries are divided by weight and stored in glass jars
Lithuania: Why are you laughing like a clown at my glassy eyes?
Malta: It‘s time I shut you up, yeah
Moldova: Magic’s made with violin
Montenegro: Air is what they breathe
Yum yum yum yum yum yum
Netherlands: Tadada dadadadada dada dadadadadada, Tadada dadadadadada Oeoeo
North Macedonia: You don‘t wanna test my limits
Norway: Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, Yum, yum, yum, yum, Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Poland: Bury me in my skin
Portugal: I‘ve tried to write a million other songs
Romania: Are you down to believe in sins too?
San Marino: I love Britney
Serbia: What could be the secret of Meghan Markle‘s healthy hair?
Slovenia: The scent of you wakes me up again every morning
Sometimes aeroplanes fall down from the sky
Spain: Booty hypnotic
Sweden: You say it isn‘t me but when did that ever help?
Switzerland: And sometimes aeroplanes, fall down from the sky
Ukraine: I‘ll always find my way home, even if all roads are destroyed
United Kingdom: Been down some black holes