Severine Fevrier to face trial for crimes against music

Last night, she was fine but the backing singers were too loud. However, on the telly in the press centre it looks a whole lot better but she is as flat as Kate Ryan was last night. Man this is cringe worthy television.

It has the potential for getting a big fat zero. I don’t know what they have been doing to the song, but she has fucking killed it and should get life in prison for murdering a decent song.

I think the look on Keith Mills’ face and the “come back Angelina all is forgiven” line tells you how bad it was. It really does sum up the phrase ‘seven shades of shite’ perfectly, and will struggle to pick up votes – even from the French!