I saw Turkey from the screens in the press centre. The bouncy Can is reining it in a bit and the restraint does him good. He could get quite on your nerves after a while. The swarthy (I’m at it again) looking dancers fashion themselves into a dinghy at one point. Man ahoy!

I’m just holding out for a glimpse of Roman Lube now. I hope he gets his tats out.

Monty x