17 February – When a girl’s going home from her first dance

Phil and his cohorts are sunning themselves on the Mediterranean’s happiest rock. I’m not, so I’m going to drag you down with a birthday. Actually I’m being a bit harsh and this is a very jolly number, and the sort of thing written by a very jolly national like Malta. But it’s not Malta. Birthday girl Ulla Pia is from Denmark, and her song saw her country’s last participating in our favourite TV show for over a decade. Maybe it was the kickass dance routine.

Ulla is 72 today.

Tillykke med fødselsdagen, Ulla!