*I* created the plan for the Chinese Wall

We’ve all made claims like the title of this post. Haven’t we? Or is it just me? I didn’t actually create the plan for that wall, I did more of the design of the finials and buttresses. OK, perhaps not. But I have been to lots of Eurovisions, and will write a book of my memoirs one day. What’s your claim to fame? Did you go out with the writer of a particular song? Or did you cook them a meal? Or are you a writer of a song?