We usually put things into the vault because they are rubbish (in our humble opinion because you lot aren’t giving any suggestions!!) but on this occasion we are giving you not one, not two, not seven…. but THREE versions of the same song.
Germany were looking for something different after coming last two years in a row, but instead of coming up with something enlightening and, you know, decent, they came up with Perfect Life – which wasn’t.
Thankfully for us, they didn’t go with “Wildfire” – interpreted here by all three artistes (Helene, Axel and Levinia for those of you whose memory has been impaired by taste). According to Deller it is “blander than Perfect Life in a year when they’d come last by sending bland songs.”.
I fear we’re not selling this quite right …