Ahhh that Maltese Rhyming Dictionary comes out

So what can beat an <insert appropriate weather> Friday? How’s about something from the warm Mediterranean lyrically-challenged island of Malta.

Not only do they butcher the English language – their own resembles a Countdown Conundrum – they get to write music that showcases their “talents” like this one.

If only someone had shown Jessica the written music so she could have known what key to sing in …