Eurovision goes through stages. We get Schlager doing well. Then we get ballads doing well. Then we get modern dance music doing well. But to fill in is that wide category called ‘ethnic’. It includes everything from ‘Alvendansen’ to ‘Lane moje’ to, erm, ‘Party for everybody’. And then there’s our distant Cyrillic cousins from Bulgaria. Their only final appearance was an interesting ditty called ‘Voda’ by the orgasmic Elitsa Todorova and her gentleman friend Stoyan Yankoulov. Elitsa is 37 today.
Честит рожден ден, Елица!!