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OnEurope - Talking the shits about Eurovision for 25 years

OnEurope is on summer hiatus – though keep an eye out for Eurovision Birthday celebrations – we should be back online when the nights get longer and the songs more … Swiss.

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Eurovision: Who’s already in for 2025?

I know ... it's technically 'off season' today, but let's whet our (dog) whistles and start speculating about Eurovision 2025. So far seven broadcasters have...

Switzerland won and we’re having a nap

You probably don’t need OnEurope to tell you Nemo sang their heart out for Switzerland and won the 2024 Eurovision Song Contest. We’re all busy...

AVROTROS issues Eurovision statement

Dutch broadcaster AVROTROS has issued a statement outlining events that resulted in the disqualification of the Netherlands from the 2024 Eurovision Song Contest. Statement The statement...

There’s an actual show tonight, still

In normal circumstances I'd be putting up my full predictions of what might happen tonight, but my poor spreadsheet has crashed into the Eurovision...

EBU threatened with mass artist walkout over Eurovision ‘incidents’

Norwegian media reports that organisers of the 2024 Eurovision Song Contest were forced to cancel planned press conferences yesterday afternoon after four broadcasters threatened...

Irish Eurovision performer misses final rehearsal

With tempers already frayed in the Malmö Arena, Eurovision Song Contest organisers continue to deal with the fallout from various flare-ups. This afternoon, during the...

Eurovision: Those we have lost 2024 Edition

With the grand final for 2024 just a few hours away, it's time for us to remember those who walked on the Eurovision Song...

Dutch entrant will not compete in the 2024 Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final.

Following events that took place over the past few days, the Eurovision Song Contest Organisers (EBU) have released a statement effectively disqualifying the Netherlands...

COUNTDOWN 2024

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Video Vault

When Sweden do things well…

... they really really do do them well. It's 1980, they put on a massive Melodifestivalen with at least 7 winners in it* and even...

Video Vault – On the first day, god created Eurovision

In this week's video vault, Phil casts doubt on the legitimacy of the theory of creation through the medium of song.... well, we say...

Video Vault – Cotton? Nope – Elastine? Nope – Polyester… hmmmm

This week's video vault takes a not very detailed look at songs about man-made fibres and asks... why?!

Ahhh that Maltese Rhyming Dictionary comes out

So what can beat an <insert appropriate weather> Friday? How's about something from the warm Mediterranean lyrically-challenged island of Malta. Not only do they butcher...

A velvet box? A poster? Who would send that shite?

1980 was a weird year. Europe decided that a couple of tragic twins and a singing penguin man would finish ninth. A song called...

Podcasts

EDITORIAL

So this new EBU Statement – what does it *actually* mean?

Fans will tell you it means precisely nothing because nothing short of the hanging, drawing and quartering of the vanishing Martin Osterdahl would placate...

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