And so … Monaco

Mandatory Credit: Photo By Karin Tornblom / Rex Features Severine Ferrer - Monaco DRESS REHEARSAL FOR THE SEMI-FINAL OF THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST, ATHENS, GREECE - 18 MAY 2006 /REX_EUROVISION_587956p//0605191525

I have a new country. La Coco-Dance is the OnEurope entry. It’s one of those fabulous comedy moments when you don’t quite know what’s coming and then you can’t quite believe what’s just gone. It has a cute factor of positive 749, and a sung in tune factor of negative a zillion. There is “bad”, and then there is “so bad it’s good”, and then there is “so bad it’s bad”, and then one stratum down from that there is La Coco-Dance. There is a sea of dropped jaws around the OAKA at the moment. Jemini are about to be trumped on this showing.

I suppose it goes without saying that I love it with all my heart…