Now this Is what they want!! – Co-Co Dance is to Eurovision what Chocolate Teapots are to usefulness. It’s hideous!
However, and this is the key – it’s brilliant!
She sings “eh-oh” a lot – they are as sweet as hell and not suitable for the likes of me (diabetic) – they are, indeed, ace.
They have taken a reeeeeally long time to get going ( mind you – so did Annett “without a E”) from Cyprus and we thanked HER for that too!! – now, back to this business. – Nick has decided that the first introduction Is the theme to Test Match Special on Radio 4 LW.
And then – It all seemed to go all the shape of the pear – I think she seems to be struggling somewhat with the notes and the magnitude of being the winner in disguise (!) and now – they have gone all XXL on us and the keys they are singing in are NOT the ones the song is written in – I sincerely hope it goes better in the next …
Well, no …
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, I’m sensing a BIFFA award coming to this …