Newsflash! The French Fancies….
....have gone topless in the latest run through. Hope that you get this version uploaded, folks...
And people told us shorts were risqué here!
Monty x
https://youtu.be/Ns9wseiIWtI
This joke isn’t funny anymore…
Goodness me! That Anri is a lively one. There’s a lot of what can only really be described as choreographed galumphing going on during...
Euro Semi 1
I find it hard to pick 10 deserving qualifiers from tonight's line-up but maths and contest rules suggest that 10 of these will indeed...
Austria First Rehearsal
Well what can you say about the 'shittaz? - It's almost like Diet Jessy Matador, a dish "That Monty" would eat served on a...
Loreen still doesn’t have me convinced
Sweden are now freely quoted at 7/4 to win this contest, a price not seen since monkey boy back in 2009. This song ain't...
A warmed-up Hump
That, my children, is more fucking like it!! - Clearly the second rehearsals are where he "kicks it into gear" It looks and feels...
Your favourite song – it’s not going to win, you know…
Each new year we Eurovision fans grump and whine over which song is going to win, and how person A is stupid to like...
As I seem to be the least indisposed of the team...
...here's some quick drive-by bloggahj on the first three of the morning (videos from our chums at ESCKaz this time)
So Montenegro... he apparently has...
Fruit and bikes and flowers and oil wells
Greetings followers, Hacksaw is in the building...
Mind you, it was a close call. I love a good bike race, but the decision to base...