Time is like, it’s like… thing

You know that bit in Malta Song for Europe when last year’s representative performs their new single in the interval and nobody cares?

That’s the vibe I’m getting here. There’s an air of quite frantic lack of interest around. It’s a song that isn’t interesting enough in its own right, needed bringing to life by an inspired staging, and they’ve… it’s not ‘generic’, it’s not quite “We’ll take swirly please. In blues and reds”, but it’s not interesting enough or inspired enough.

That, my European children, might very well be your accidental last placer.