Konstrakta – In Corpore Sano
Let me get this out of the way. I adore this song, but I can’t see it doing a thing in Turin.
What it gets wrong: It’s weird, the performance is incredibly monotone, it’s in a language hardly anyone watching speaks. There’s little in the way of melody to care about.
What it gets right: It’s weird, I couldn’t tear myself away. It’s stuck in my head. I love this kind of madness anyway, and when you add the ridiculous sparkle of Eurovision, what’s not to love?
It’s obviously the one to watch and feature for the non-fan press – Hey look, lads, here’s a kooky woman washing her hands in a dressing gown, totes hilair no? Anyone I’ve shown the video, laughs and tells me to cop on to myself. But I don’t care, because this is my (not at all) guilty pleasure of 2022.
And as I already said, nul points wouldn’t shock me at all.
Mo’s Score – 8 Points