Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Croatia
The first lines suggested promise, but things went quickly downhill. And as for those wings - there is one word that fits - No.
And...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 2 – Armenia
Srbuk hopes to get Armenia back on track after an uncharacteristic failure to qualify for the final last year, only the second time Armenia...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 1 – Albania
I'm playing catch-up on That Phil and That Mo, dear Oneuropeans, but fear not, you have not lost my Countdown this year. My musings...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 7 – Belgium
When Eurofans hear this song it won’t come as any surprise that the people that wrote for Blanche two years ago wrote this one...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Belgium
Eliot from Belgium is performing a song written by the guy behind 2017's 'City Lights' - and there is a certain similarity in tone....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 6 – Belarus
ZENA (again with the caps!) has been saddled with a rotten song. It’s supposed to be a pop song with a bit of an...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Belarus
'Like it' is a perfectly inoffensive slice of minipop from Belarus. Zena can't help being sixteen, but everything about this song and the national...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Azerbaijan
Chingiz smoulders in the promo video, while the production is typically Symphonix International - landing just the wrong side of room temperature.
Azerbaijan is a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 5 – Azerbaijan
Chingiz’s sexuality is the exact embodiment of what this song is. It wants to be everything; both Middle Eastern and disco stomper, and yet...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 4 – Austria
At time of writing, there seems to be a lot of hype about this song in the Eurovision fan firmament. PAENDA - with stylised...