18 August – I get no sleep
We occasionally bang on about any country being capable of winning our favourite TV show. Some have that fluke result, some are knocking on...
26 January – Brightness in those eyes, which are blunt and...
What was the best contest of all time? Yes, it was 1985. It's been scientifically proven*. So any act that took part in that...
Austria rises and rises
We popped into the arena to see Conchita, her vocal needed to be heard live. She's in a glorious golden gown that required a...
Austria – ain’t nobody but Cesar
It’s Austria now, time to have a good old ogle at lovely Cesar Sampson. Steady myself! It’s not even midday yet, and I’m all...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 3 – Austria
Amen by Vincent Bueno
Can I get an amen up in here? Well, yes, you can. We’ve waited since 1995 for another Amen and now...
1 May – It is tired of looking for you
These days, our favourite TV show is fairly free and easy with language. If a country isn't using its own language, then English is...
27 May – I’m reaching out my hand to you
Some countries have had a patchy relationship with our favourite TV show. Take Italy for example. They took over a decade out, and eventually...
Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one
Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning?
Ralph: feeling a bit ruff
Drashig: hale...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Austria
I've tried so hard to like 'Limits', but it's proven to be a task way beyond me.
Vocally, things start out just fine, but PAENDA...
14 December – A bit of red pepper is also included
Did you know there were Eurovision Song Contests in the 20th Century? It might be a shock for some I know. But not only...