Cyprus……… weeeeeeeeeellllllllll

It’s…. a ballad.

No, seriously, That is the best thing I can say about this song. The Cypriot NF that took TEN weeks and had better songs in it got this as the best one… it wasn’t, but John (or Giannis…) looks totally non plussed when he is singing this and his life is supposed to be in tatters but it looks like he couldn’t give two tosses about it.

The thing about it that worries me, is that while the stage is flashing and changes colours around him, he rarely looks at the camera and does not engage with me or, if he does, it’s for not long enough to make a connection and that is disconcerting for me that he is trying to say sorry to the woman or man of his dreams, but he’s not making that connection with me/her/him.

There are people that like that awkwardness ( very vocally at this table) – I’m not one of them….