Nick: There’s a strange man about four feet to my right who keeps saying “meh” at me. I’m underwhelmed myself. Evdokia starts the song wearing a tinfoil outfit which makes her look like a cross between an oven-ready chicken and the last Quality Street left in the tin, which is thankfully subject to some standard issue Costume Shenanigans at an early stage, at which point the minx performs the rest of the song in her undies.
There’s nothing wrong with it … there’s not really enough right with it, either. It’s on and then it’s off again and it never really touches the sides. I’m thinking it could well be this year’s undeserved scoreboard flump. There’s always one, and it’s usually Estonia.
Phil: Meh