Drop those big money balls
It looks hideous - Christos and his gang don't need to be swaying about the stage and the woman with the big balls doesn't...
Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one
Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning?
Ralph: feeling a bit ruff
Drashig: hale...
Another Day Over
It's official - Sweden are imploding. After an eventful rehearsal they've postponed the press conference to a time yet to be determined, and cancelled...
They come for the cake, they stay for the cheese
Or so I gather, anyway. I wouldn't know myself of course, there are even rumours that some people like to hear what we've got...
My camera never lies
Phil: If anyone important in the Cypriot delegation is reading this ... thank GOD you (and everyone else we have told) has spoken to Jon...
Citrus Spring
Regular readers of this column will know that I've had some history with the Welsh so it was a surprise to find that Cardiff...
Eurovision 2009 – A view from afar
Now, to my Jaded eye (do you see what I did there?), none of these looked half bad - until the last 30 seconds...
It’s all a bit meh for Cyprus
Nick: There's a strange man about four feet to my right who keeps saying "meh" at me. I'm underwhelmed myself. Evdokia starts the song...
Last night’s fitba and more of the songs
Now you may know me as the fella on this team who likes to do context. Y'know, the things that go on around town...