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Tuesday, September 2, 2025
ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

UK breaking news, things are falling into place!

So impressions of the automatic finalists. Germany is as it was, no worse and certainly no better. There's nothing to add here. It's just very...

I didn’t see France because

I was being rushed out of the arena in order to avoid the exploding hot dog stand... Yes thats right, the UK rehearsal finished...

France and the hosts!

France Ooh that's dollop and a half of colour isn't it? It's a good job I'm only tired today rather than tired AND hungover otherwise...

French fancy

France next, featuring my husband to be Patrick. The main thing you need to know about this is he's topless on stage. This alone...

France……… my whelm has never been so under…

Whilst it is unfair to compare this to Molly as we don't know what parts of the draw they are in - this looks...

Three of a kind?

Spain is sweet and lovely and probably quite forgettable come Saturday which is a shame. Raquel is a vision in margarine, sorry no it's...

France is Dirrrrrty – I likey

If Amandine's version of hell is lots of whips,chains, slings and restraints (Careful Monty), then you can clearly understand what she is singing about. Filth...

France first rehearsal

France is next. I haven't really rated this but I am interested in what she does on stage as in the video she looks...

Toto and Gigliola talk Eurovision 2012 – Part 1

Excuse the radio silence peeps but I've had an enforced sojourn to Newcastle and Cambridge where I was somewhat less well off than back...

It’s just not working for France

Well she is still doing her best to have this song plummet down the scoreboard. SOMEONE HAS TO TELL THEM that it looks hideous. Anggun needs...