Ooh Germany!! Very polished for a first run through but then again our Nat from Luton has been doing this for decades hasn’t she? She’s tanned for action, blonde for action and modelling sequinned salmon for maximum cheesy dance lead singer effect. It’s exactly the performance you would expect from Cascada but somehow done better than you’d expect if that makes any sense at all. She has a masters degree in flouncing and, despite the 7 inch spangly heels, she makes it all the way to the satellite for the triumphant firework finale. It’s good, it’s very good but it’s still cheesy dance. Will juries be snobby and avoid like the plague? Hope not cos as a package it’s really rather good. Winner? Can I lie down and think about it….