Iceland – was (in Sylvia Night Stylee) …

Fucking Awesome!

She did the following in no particular order

1 – Tell the stage crew to “fuck off” as they were “a bunch of amateurs”
2 – Proceeded to flounce around down a slide in the shape of a stiletto and unhook her microphone
3 – Sing the song many times and look provocative and dance very well.
4 – Say the F word in the song

But, when asked by members of the RUV delegation if she was in trouble for swearing – OnEurope in the shape of me went “no – cos the EBU have no backbone“.

She is fantastic, she’s very pink and the stage is a joy to behold and her dancers – well … they are BadWolf in many literal senses – AND she takes a sly pop at Carola!!

EXCELLENT!! – AND they have SIGGA as a backing singer – does it get any better???

Now, that’s all from us, unless Sylvia Night‘s press conference which will start in a bit – all being well – is as good as we fear it might be.