Latvia – Pasta Aminata sounds lovely but …

… the real thing is being dressed in a very long red dress and is totally static and doesn’t move sans some whirring arm movements.

One of the assembled throng here commented that this song is best heard once and once only and, quite frankly, they are right … It is her just singing “Your Looooooooooooooove” at me several hundred times it seems, whilst little micro Aminata stands on a box and flails around.

And, sadly, that’s all Europe are going to remember.