Two out of three ain’t bad

Lt. United

Netherlands is awful and NOS should consider doing us a favour and withdrawing like they promised in 2005. This song has the potential to do very well, however – it is staged virtually exactly like the National Songfestival was – very drably – and very, well, predictably I am afraid. The girls do look good, but, again, exactly like the National Final. NOS are not going to be that impressed when the scores come out.

Lithuania – they are so not the winners of anything. It will, however, possibly get the pissed votes of Europe – that its only hope of getting anywhere. LRTV really must stop experimenting and try to win the contest – or at least get out of the Semi Final . It has minimalist choreography that consists of the big lad walking around the stage and doing not a lot of anything really. This song , if one can call it that, has the power of nothing but, and it is a big but, it is three minutes of nothing, not pretending to be anything else. Careful, Europe.