Irish Wood Nymph
Molly from Ireland has wheeled her piano and her band into some wooded glade. It’s quite enchanting. I’m trying to think of the last...
Vaidas from Lithuania is Lovely
Lovely Vaidas is on stage now. Lovely Vaidas is singing a duet. Lovely Vaidas has changed his waistcoat for a proper suit today, but...
Georgia – and we’re done for the day
Just time for a couple of lines about Georgia. It’s powerful, and she’s a striking figure in thigh-high fuck-me boots, feathered epaulettes, and a...
I’m a warrior but a drinker foremost … so … Bye!
I’ve battled to keep time today and just about made it but That Monty and Juha the Finn are dragging me to a Montenegro...
Albania not doing it for me
Aww Albania next and this is at the lower level of my middle songs that I don’t mind. It’s really nothing special for me...
Russia and Denmark in one handy sandwich
Well….
Russia was very very professional and is the winner of this semi final, and that's good (I think). Despite all of the protests that...
We’ve had chocolate. We needed it …
Distraction has ensued in the press centre. Firstly with That Jody once he noticed the Danish guitarist, then with lovely Kath from the Belarus...
Missed Russia so Denmark.
Nipped out in the break to find Lost and Found. Got lost. My life is comedy gold, let’s be honest.
Disappointingly nobody handed me in,...
Estonia: bunny-boiling magnificence!
Back from lunch in time for the last run through of Estonia. Ooh this is moody! Stig starts alone on stage with a long...
Tallinn with a chance
Refuelled and refreshed and resisted the urge to pick up some much needed scatter cushions and blackout curtains in the furniture shop!!
Ooh Estonia that...