Sweden – Frozen in Eurovision history

Charlotte Perrelli

Phil: She does have a very very scary face and has been Botox-ed to hell in the time between the Melodifestival and now, but even so this is one hell of a strong song and is performed immaculately by a singer that knows the ropes. Again, it looks like the national final staging – but that, in this context, is not a bad thing at all – She is clearly going to qualify and very probably get top 5. When Sweden get it right, THIS is what you get!

Nick: Right. The bad news for Swedia is that Iceland have put me in a right royal bad mood. There were so many ways they could have chosen to present that thing, and they’ve chosen one that’s totally cheesed me off and not in a good way. They even LOOK like freaking Jemini, goddamn them to hell! Someone needs to tell them! And it’s put me in a great, grumpy, I hate Nordipop state of funk.

And then Charlotte comes on. What chance does she stand of a fair hearing when I’m in this mood? BAH!!!! I’ll let the others review it! It’s all Iceland’s fault! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! 🙂